the best line ever
well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it
Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know.
If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck
It’s not the woman’s fault that she shot and decapitated him. She couldn’t control her urges, because he just looked so vulnerable. He should have been taught how to protect himself from such attacks. He should take it as a compliment that a woman would even pay any attention to him, since it’s probably the only time a woman would have ever willingly associated with him.
Besides, I bet he secretly wanted it.
Are you messing with me, or are you crazy?
*picks up broom*
"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"
*starts sweeping broom sadly*
"There is a castle on a cloud…"
*holds broom horizontally*
"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"
*sweeps broom angrily*
"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"
*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT
cast of spongebob dubs classic movies
i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy